>Tootie Cootiefanny


>This was in my in-box today… Enjoy!

Here is your dose of humor… Follow the instructions to find your new

name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it

to friends and family and co-workers. Don’t forget to forward it back to

the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don’t go all ‘adult’ . my niece’s senior manager is now known far

and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants

And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil

Professor forces everyone to assume new names……

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup

d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy

g = fluffy h = cheese(y)ball i = chim-chim j = stinky

k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky

n = zippy o =goober p = doofus q = slimy r =loopy

s = snotty t = tootie u =dorkey

v = squeezit w = woogie x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of

your

new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle

d = burger e = girdle f = barf

g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie

j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble

p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard

s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken

v = pickle w = chuckle x =zazzy

y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of

your

new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face

d = nose e = tush f =breath

g = pants h = shorts i = lips

j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney

p = chunks q = toes r = buns

s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles

v = kisser w = squirt x=humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.

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